PINAL
CO., AZ– A part of dwelling within the fashionable, technologically refined world is
understanding that counting ballots takes longer in 2022 than it did in
1951. And generally, when total
counties overlook to carry sufficient ballots, they cross out helpful little “I Tried To
Vote, However They Ran Out Of Ballots, And Somebody Stated They’d Name Me Later” stickers.
That’s
simply what they’re doing in Arizona nowadays.
“So we ran out of ballots, large deal. No less than we’re not a risk to democracy like these radical extremists who baselessly declare we are able to’t run an election,” Pinal County Election Czar Kent Volkmer mentioned by way of Zoom whereas in Cancun with Hunter Biden.
As particulars emerge, Arizona election officers are admitting they thought all tabulations would occur “Barbara-Walters-Model,” a technique referring to the 2020 elections the place Democrats simply unveiled the outcomes on TV and arrest anybody who asks questions.
Replace: In our new, digitally environment friendly system, the annoyed Arizonans who have been instructed they may vote later shall be contacted by way of provider pigeon.