‘I Will Colonize Mars, However Solely With 1000’s Of My Personal Offspring’ – You Prepared Grandma


Billionaire Elon Musk advised reporters right now that, not solely does he have already got “not less than 370 children,” however that he additionally plans on having 1000’s extra as a way to colonize mars. The information comes after it was revealed that the 51-year-old Musk was having an affair with a co-worker who gave start to twins. The twins having been born whereas Musk was nonetheless along with his 8-month pregnant companion Grimes.

“I’ll colonize Mars, however solely with 1000’s and 1000’s of my very own offspring,” Musk acknowledged whereas popping a handful of Viagra.

When requested if he had any considerations in regards to the inevitable inbreeding that will happen on Mars to additional the human race, Musk acknowledged, “It’ll be much less incest-y than the aftermath of Noah’s Ark, or the lineage of Adam and Eve. So I don’t see the issue.”

Specialists say that, ought to Musk succeed, he could be paying sufficient cash in little one assist to have ended homelessness in the US.

Early experiences on the twins Musk fathered declare that each infants are named ♊.

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