A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the previous President ever get his Simply Desserts, did Covid disappear & extra importantly – did I ever date once more?
Ten years? You say, you don’t wanna know! Properly, there’s no turning again now – you simply opened this text & you’ll be able to’t look away! GAS PRICES in 2032? Don’t ask! I nonetheless owe Billy Bob at Chevron a BJ!
Oh, I’m sorry – Billy and Bob! haha
As for COVID – I hear it’s spotty! Oshkosh, Cucamonga & Kalamazoo nonetheless put on masks, however have it right down to a science: A through Ok put on masks on weekends, L-Z Monday-Friday!
ELECTIONS? It was shut in 2024 & ’28 with The Ahead Get together – however President Cheney & her VP, Adam Kinzinger introduced it house for the win!
STEVE BANNON nicely, he’s untouchable – actually! Who knew his Face Cream, ‘Craggily’ would go viral!
MIKE PENCE simply celebrated 10 YEARS carrying Bow Ties!
JOSH HAWLEY received the Boston Marathon…in 2023, 24 & 25!
KEVIN McCARTHY didn’t get to be ‘Speaker of the Home’ like he needed – however he does sweep up nicely after the Elk’s Pancake Breakfasts!
Ho-hum! JOE BIDEN will get Covid yearly & is nonetheless using his bike – okay, Jill’s using shotgun. Solely fell off twice this week!
MATT GAETZ is now forbidden to sit-in at any extra Lady Scout Campfires!
‘Matt, its ‘Graham Cracker, Chocolate, Marshmallow, Graham Cracker’ not ‘Graham Cracker, Ok-Y Jelly, Graham Cracker’!
However the huge query is: ‘Did our forty fifth President ever get his Simply Desserts’!
WAIT A MINUTE – THIS JUST IN…
‘Donald Trump simply received the $Billion Greenback Mega Powerball Jackpot’!
I assume he was proper people – ‘we’d actually get bored with all his Profitable’!
And, boy is that man who actually received in Illinois – pissed!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comedian & Comedian Booker.Offered Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to “Humor Instances Journal” whereas pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly printed e-book “CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS” On-Line Relationship Straight Linescan be bought now in Paperback & book on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her newest printed Memoir…”OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS”!My Life as a Humorous Girlis obtainable proper now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See…you do not have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a E book Retailer – simply CLICK!
