It is 2032: WTF Occurred to Trump?

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A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the previous President ever get his Simply Desserts, did Covid disappear & extra importantly – did I ever date once more?

Ten years?  You say, you don’t wanna know!  Properly, there’s no turning again now – you simply opened this text & you’ll be able to’t look away! GAS PRICES in 2032?  Don’t ask!  I nonetheless owe Billy Bob at Chevron a BJ!

nice cop

Oh, I’m sorry – Billy and Bob!  haha

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As for COVID – I hear it’s spotty!  Oshkosh, Cucamonga & Kalamazoo nonetheless put on masks, however have it right down to a science: A through Ok put on masks on weekends, L-Z Monday-Friday!

ELECTIONS? It was shut in 2024 & ’28 with The Ahead Get together – however President Cheney her VP, Adam Kinzinger introduced it house for the win!

STEVE BANNON nicely, he’s untouchable – actually!  Who knew his Face Cream, ‘Craggily’ would go viral!

Bannon

MIKE PENCE simply celebrated 10 YEARS carrying Bow Ties!

JOSH HAWLEY received the Boston Marathon…in 2023, 24 & 25!

Hawley in 2032

KEVIN McCARTHY didn’t get to be ‘Speaker of the Home’ like he needed – however he does sweep up nicely after the Elk’s Pancake Breakfasts!

Ho-hum!  JOE BIDEN will get Covid yearly & is nonetheless using his bike – okay, Jill’s using shotgun.  Solely fell off twice this week!

bikes 2032

MATT GAETZ is now forbidden to sit-in at any extra Lady Scout Campfires! 

‘Matt, its ‘Graham Cracker, Chocolate, Marshmallow, Graham Cracker’ not ‘Graham Cracker, Ok-Y Jelly, Graham Cracker’!

getz 2032

However the huge query is: ‘Did our forty fifth President ever get his Simply Desserts’!

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WAIT A MINUTE – THIS JUST IN…

‘Donald Trump simply received the $Billion Greenback Mega Powerball Jackpot’!

I assume he was proper people – ‘we’d actually get bored with all his Profitable’!

And, boy is that man who actually received in Illinois – pissed!

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